SNL Halloween Costume #4: Mr. Peepers

This little monkey freaked me out a little when I saw him back when, so imagine what you'll be able to do to people at a Halloween party. I think a pair of second-hand red jogging pants would work best. Cut them into shorts and use the legs to make strips to attach for the suspenders. Dark hair, fake eyebrows, fake ears, a bushel of apples, and an uncanny ability to hump people and you'll be set. The only really bad thing is that late October can be uncomfortably cold. But if you play Mr. Peepers true to form, you'll be very active, and active equals hot, in a weird little monkey kind of way.